Cardi B made a New Year’s resolution that sounds more like an April Fool’s joke.

😍😍😍😍😘😘😘for my wittle ones

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In the video, Cardi B says, “I realized, after Halloween, a lot of little girls, they be looking up to me. They love me, and I’m thinking to myself, like, ‘Yo, I really need to be a better example.'”

She said she’s been trying to be more PG-13…and less Rated R…but her friends ruin it by pulling her back to the dark side.

She said, “But I’m gonna change for you, little girls, because I dead-ass love ya.”

Like THAT’S going to work, am I right?