Lets give a huge thanks to Twitter user @_blotty for sharing her first date story that has the Internet losing their mind!
It goes a little something like this…
She went out with a guy and they wound up going back to his place.She excused herself to use his bathroom and had to go number two. But his toilet wouldn’t flush, and she panicked.
So, quote, “There was only one single piece of poop…so I got toilet paper and removed [it]…I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse.”
Then she went back out to the couch, they started making out, and he told her she was beautiful…but all she can think of is the piece of poop in her purse that’s 10 feet away!
He eventually went to the bathroom and apparently fixed the toilet, because she heard it flush. So she went in there and put it back in the toilet and flushed the evidence!
No word if there’s going to be a second date…but her advice to anyone going on a first date is…